blackseafoam:

the-science-llama:

Rare footage of an Oarfish in the Wild
Video — Via DeepSeaNews

Of all bony fish, the oarfish, Regalecus glesne, is the longest.  It is suggested that oarfish can reach up to 15 meters (49 feet) in length but actual recorded lengths put them at still impressive 8 meters (26  feet).  Oarfish will often was ashore or caught by fishermen.  Yet, much like the giant squid, observations of oarfish alive in the wild are rare and video of them alive in the wild are even rarer. Until now.

YOU GUYS DON’T KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR GOOD OARFISH FOOTAGE THEY ARE MY FAVORITE FISH AUUGHH IM GONNA CRY

fencehopping:

Boston Police’s highly inconspicuous surveillance vehicle.

drarna:

how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you

• look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
• share an emotional hug
• during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled

(Source: frickinperf)

oozyooze:

malformalady:

The Jabuticaba(Plinia cauliflora) is a fruit-bearing tree native to Minas Gerais and São Paulo states in southeastern Brazil. The tree is grown for its purplish-black, white-pulped fruits; they can be eaten raw or be used to make jellies and drinks (plain juice or wine). Other common names include Brazilian Grape Tree, Jaboticaba, Jabotica, Jabuticabeira, Guaperu, Guapuru, Hivapuru, Sabará and Ybapuru

Photo credit: Roberto Hoffman

THIS IS SO COOL IT LOOKS LIKE A DISEASE 

theclearlydope:

Trying to think of a worse idea …. nope … I got nothing.

BRB gonna go vomit awhile. 

shercocklocked:

d34th4ndc0tt0nc4ndy:

zdentis:

I’ve been laughing at this for five minutes holy frick

THIS IS THE SKELETON OF A MAN WHO SUFFERED FROM YAOI HEAD SYNDROME

r.i.p.

theartofanimation:

Minna Sundberg

uastis:

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